you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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