oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
my sisters under your porch take her home
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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