Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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