You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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