I must be too annoying 4 u.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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