I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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