The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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