THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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