It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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