So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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