Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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