I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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