I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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