Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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