Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My vagina is very pro this idea
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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