so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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