Need sex. Gaining weight.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There r osticjed everywhere
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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