My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize