Got a toothbrush?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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