College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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