So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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