I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
