is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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