Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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