I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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