Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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