$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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