from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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