You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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