Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize