I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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