i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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