South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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