I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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