IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My life is pants optional.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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