Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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