Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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