I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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