But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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