I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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