I skipped work to stalk him.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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