Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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