Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Come see our sink grown plant.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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