piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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