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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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