this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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