butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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