this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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