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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody snuck up and got me drunk

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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(650): View more from California

I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.

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(805): View more from California

That bad?

(1-805): View more from California

Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out

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(705): View more from Ontario

I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?

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