she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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