its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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