Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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