when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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