Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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