Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
